I walk in to Fantastic Sams to get a haircut. The girl at the front counter needs to bring up my account before I get started.

Stylist: Sir, could I get your phone number, please?

Me: 264-7312

Stylist: I’m sorry, sir, could you give me that without the area code?

Me: …

Me: 264-7312

Stylist: Thank you. (She pulls up my information.) Is your name Trent?

The haircut, fortunately, turned out just fine.