Family

Flipped Off.: Flipped off.
Sophie.: Sophie was born Saturday at 3:35 p.m. MST.
Scheduled.: Tomorrow morning my wife is scheduled to give birth to a little girl.
Naming.: As you might expect, his name is prone to typos.
Sign #1 that we are heavy computer users.: Daddy! The TV isn't working!
I figured out my job.: Wherein my daughter sums up my job in three words.
Is my bum gone?: My wife is leaving the grocery store at dusk, and is persuading my daughter to put on her coat.
Pull something out: It is 7:45 a.m. I am lying in bed on the edge of full consciousness. My three year-old daughter enters our room, heads to the bathroom, and grabs tweezers next to the sink.